Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

solidmercury:

bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton

(Source: frickingloki, via seamuxfinny)

baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

(via rennerly)

neckerchiefs:

it’s kind of hard having a really obsessive personality.

like, when i get into something, i don’t just enjoy it or find it pleasant or kinda keep up with it. i get straight up passionately and utterly addicted. i hear a good song and immediately go home and listen to it literally 60 times in a row. i watch a new TV show and suddenly all i can think about are the characters and the emotions and the plotlines. i read a new book and start quoting and referencing it constantly. 

everyone thinks it’s weird, because i guess for most people they’re just like “oh yeah, i like that song!” and play it every so often until they move on. or they’ll watch a show on hulu whenever they’re bored. etc. etc. it’s just every time i want to be like “you just started watching _______? but how are you not already on the fourth season? how are you doing things other than thinking about all the tiny little brilliant details of it? how are you going on with your life in a normal fashion now that you’ve discovered this thing?”

and then i realize i’m the only one who has this incredible, overwhelming, consuming obsession with the song or show or book or whatever it is, and then i don’t really know what to do because i can’t just make my brain stop.

#this is so accurate #and it makes me depressed because i don’t WANT to have this personality but i do #i want to be able to like things without being obsessed without them but i just can’t. #it’s so heartbreaking.#and then when you get really into something really fast you get this pain in the bottom of your stomach. #like ‘wow i don’t know what to do with my life now!!’#every few months i just find something new to obsess about… it’s awful #and sometimes i feel like it’s ruining my life. #i need a counselor

(Source: thebrotherswinchester)